Sunday, July 13, 2014

Where the Buffalo Roam - 12 July 2014



Driving across Wyoming one experiences isolation from the rest of the country - there is nothing!  Miles and miles of nothing!  No wonder the speed limit is 80 miles per hour, you need to drive fast to get out of the nothing!  





 In a way it is interesting to look as far as the eye can see (30 to 50 miles) and not see a billboard, not see a barn, not see a road, not see power lines, not see house, not see any sign of civilization.  Let me tell you about that old cowboy song:

Give me a home, where the buffalo roam
And the dear and the antelope play.
Where seldom is hear a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day.

The reason a discouraging word cannot be heard is because there is nobody to say any discouraging words to you.  And unless you are hallucinating and began to hear buffalo, dear and antelope talk to you, there will be no discouraging words.  And let me tell you about the antelope, those lazy assess were not playing, they were gorging themselves in a lush little valley sitting around getting fat like the rest of us.  And as for the buffalo, yes, they were roaming but after being almost extinct by the early settlers, killing off the Indians' food supply, there is not that many left to roam.  If you want to get away from the world, get away from the internet, email, telephone, television; get away from your wife (because she sure like hell would not live out here), then build a home where the buffalo roam and dear and the lazy-ass antelope lay around getting fat.



 Antelope Feeding (not playing)



Buffalo Roaming

We stopped to eat at Gillette, WY in a little Mexican restaurant (yes, Mexicans are everywhere in this country), but we could not eat there because we had the dog and it was too hot to leave him in the car, so we settled to eat on the outside tables of McDonald's.  Half the staff in McDonald's were over 80 years old, the poor lady cleaning the tables was barely able to move around - my thought was: "hey, it's a Republican state, don't believe in a social support net and everyone (mostly poor people) pulls their weight until they die."  The customers were either very old people barely able to move (it was a real struggle for them to get out of their cars and into the restaurant) or Mormon missionaries trying to strike up a conversation with anyone they came across.  I must have a very evil aura around me because they did not even attempt to come close to me. 

Driving in a conversion van has certain comforts, Adrian is laid out like a week's washing and the dog could not be happier - as long as we stop every couple of hours for some exercise and a doggie pooie break. 




We left Gillette and headed to Sheridan or destination for the evening and got about three miles and I had to pull over and stop.  My battery charge indicator gage needle was oscillating like crazy and hovering at about 10 volts.  I looked for the next emergency median crossover and returned to Gillette.  At the AutoZone, a check of the battery indicated that the alternator's voltage regulator was not functioning; it was charging erratically with an average of 13.43 volts.  Since all garages in Gillette were closed down for the weekend (at 3:30 p.m. on Saturday), I decided to gamble and drive to Sheridan.  We got there with no problem and now I have to wait until Monday morning and hopefully the Chevy dealer can change it early enough to allow us to get to Yellowstone before dark on Monday.

Meantime, I will take the risk that the alternator will hold up and take a quick trip to the Little Big Horn, Montana tomorrow and visit the site where a bunch of brave Indians stopped the massacre that Custer was out to carry out.

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